Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence:
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a
millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with
money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
"Jeg er blond. Hva er din unnskyldning?" - Reese Witherspoon
"Jeg ble kalt inn til formannen, som sa: Du er en ryddig kar, Ivar,
du er ikke alkoholiker og du har ikke voldtatt kona mi. Du har derimot
ikke oppnådd resutlater, så jeg er redd vi må skilles nå.
Jeg svarte: Jeg vet selv jeg er ryddig og jeg har et edruelig
forhold til alkohol. Når det gjelder din kone...Henne har jeg sett, så
det blir ikke aktuelt." - Ivar Hoff som Brann-trener

COS A/W 011. Ull er nice når det er kjølig ute, og det blåser storm i et hjerte.